Hem and haw
Triple check the stats on all the other devices you really don't want to buy
Ask the overpaid-vacanteyed-stupidbored associate to check the warehouse. Again.
Sigh.
Sigh again.
Ask some more redundant questions.
Check the second, third, fifth and fourth choices for respective stats.
Get a little twisted about memory, processors and Ghz when it's really about as clear as mud.
Sigh again.
Get in a rut over whether to wait and get the first choice another day or fulfill the Instant Satisfaction Now Dammit need with a semi sufficient but really unsatisfactory item.
Watch wife blog hamster wheel scenario.
Sigh