Twin aka Alfalfa >> Me. Yesterday. 3:58 pm
Dear twin. Your stupid aunt came to visit. She brought her friend Cramps with her. Ugh.
Me aka Darla >> Alfalfa. Yesterday. 4:00 pm
My aunt is a whore and you should be so kind as to keep her on your third of the globe.
Alfalfa >> Me. Yesterday. 4:22 pm
You wish.
Me >> Alfalfa. Today. 4:48 pm
omg twin .. your aunt must be coming ... I'm feeling irrationally angry and hiding in my room - now that I'm home from work and the pile that miraculously made itself appear in my kitchen
Alfalfa >> Today. 4:49 pm
I only have one bar on my twin. Will have to text you when I get home.
Me >> Buckwheat aka Baby Sister. Today. 05:21 pm
lmao - you know I'm a girl when I came home from work. looked at a slightly rumpled house, distracted hubby doing nothing worng, awesome chick n dumplings MIL made and was instantly cranky. sometimes we need a Does Not Play Well With Others sign for no reason at all.
Buckwheat >> Me. Today. 05:23 pm
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Me >> Buckwheat. Today. 05:25 pm
it's probably the PMS signaling my aunts arrival in the next 24-73 hours /sigh
Buckwheat >> Me. Today. 05:26 pm
Put out a no vacancy sign in your front window quick!
Oh look Honey, another Blue Light Special! And from the looks of things these babies are flying off the shelves!
Source: Holy Taco