my new BFF the WaitWatchurz*PointsPlus tracker is a very mouthy wench:
- step away from the 13th brownie ... very s-l-o-w-l-y
- i refuse to give you the PointsPlus total for the day on grounds that it might incriminate me
- what account did you say this was again?
- no, sadly, 2.6oz rice krispie treat bars do not count as meal supplement bars
- no. they are also not a 'free point' food
- yes, dr pepper is a liquid. no, you may not substitute it for water.
- of course i'm here to help you.
- crying is not a justification to eat an entire pizza slathered in bbq sauce and cheese by yourself and hope it is less than your daily 29 points
- im not sure what that finger stands for but you better point it somewhere else lady!
- im sorry there isnt a precalculated recipe for whatever that bready schnitzel product is smothered in gravy. you better sharpen your german skills to get it correct.
- i do believe walking is exercising. walking from the couch to the fridge doesnt count. chasing me on the other hand ...
- avon is calling i can't hear you
*names have been changed to protect the innocent
