found this little gem in my stocking at work . . .
i forgot the cars, the tape and the wrap
the inlaws are in town ... "oh holy crap"
the kids wont got to bed, those darling little snots
grandpas in the garage, with Junior doing shots
the turkey wont defrost, stockings are missing
Aunt Bessie and Uncle Johnny are in the backyard kissing
and Santa the old far, got his fat butt stuck
i hope next year for christmas, i have better LUCK
i forgot the cars, the tape and the wrap
the inlaws are in town ... "oh holy crap"
the kids wont got to bed, those darling little snots
grandpas in the garage, with Junior doing shots
the turkey wont defrost, stockings are missing
Aunt Bessie and Uncle Johnny are in the backyard kissing
and Santa the old far, got his fat butt stuck
i hope next year for christmas, i have better LUCK
