i are scared

After writing today yesterday's post about Matt's blog I got a little bored and kind of scared myself. Ok so it wasn't just a little it was more like the thumb-sucking hiding-under-the-bed-with-a-taser kind.

Don't google yourself! And by yourself I mean your blog name! I googled "deardarla.typepad.com" and it was almost as bad as porn! My thought behind the action was to kind of see WHAT people are getting drawn too. My weird little tracker on my site shows that the blessed Mia's post on body sugaring still brings them in droves, but draws the rest? I know that different posters refer to this, and I would love the tips, but I'm sure HOW they get their references. My searches left me a little startled.

I am the 3rd answer to "why are you a retard" on the Ask Vox site. Who woulda thunk it?

Your Question
Why are you such a retard?

3. Dear Darla Diaries: it burns!!! oh man it burns!!!! Dear Darla. Why are you such a retarded cook? Why can't you stick to mac-n-cheese or ramen like the rest of the lazy people? - Alfalfa I'm a groupie. I have to ...

I keep getting weird links on some Newstin.com site that I've never heard of ...

1. Azusa (California) News | World

   deardarla.typepad.com. Mar 27, 2009. I've mentioned it before, my punk big brother is currently residing in the California penal system. ...
   www.newstin.com/us/AZUSA_CALIFORNIA - 56k - Cached - Similar pages

Than there's this link, one of many to Mia's guest post. I haven't the slightest idea of what "Un coup d'oeil féminin" means.

WOMEN'S LENS - Un coup d'oeil féminin: Halva for the Sweet Weekend

Jun 21, 2008 ... For the recipe go to: http://deardarla.typepad.com/dear_darla_diaries/2008/06/

halawa-body-sugaring.html. From me to each of you a freshly ...
womenslens.blogspot.com/2008/06/halva-for-sweet-weekend.html - 137k

And somehow I "commented" on a Wardrobe Oxygen feed at Technorati .. even though I've never been to the site before >>cue eerie music<<

http://deardarla.typepad.com slightly raggedy bohemiem chic. A mix of styles, hippie and relaxed and as much as I may cave to some fads I'm also not giving up all my 'young' styles.) Than check out these bits and pieces from a very reflective blog from Oxygen Wardrobe titled

I know it's only three or four ... but each was a little more startling than the last.

At least the icing to this little awkward cake was the discovering of new stalkers friends for me to stalk!

One is another fertility story and lovely girl .. acidicice. Any friend of Angel should definitely qualify as a friend of mine.

And it was a great surprise to find myself on fellow milspouse Leofwende's site.

It always surprises me when people like me me. And by surprised I mean grateful because often I feel like the nobly kneed gangly teenager who merely stretches her fingers into a very unknown land one blog at a time, hoping no one will point at her and yell FAKER FAKER! It's that insecurity in all us when trying to carve out our little individual way.