So what do you do when you find out your sister-in-law and husband are trying just as desperately as you to get pregnant but yet your revolting body isn't manning up? Do you instantly feel anger and resentment and harbor bitterness? No, you paste on a happy face and hope and pray she won't get lucky first, because though she's a year older you've been trying for so much longer dammit.
[I think I'll stick my fingers in my ears and sing na-na-na-na-na--na. If I don't look at it, it can't exist.]
So what do you do when you find out your SIL's BFF aka Mr. D's "other" sister is 8 weeks preggers via her MySpace page? Do you jump up and down? Do you pick up your PowerBook and charge to the bathroom and screech at the bathing Mr. D? Do you scream OMG do you KNOW who's pregnant? And you DIDN'T tell me? Honey I am ALWAYS the clause when someone tells you not to tell anyone something. Of course I wouldn't be resentful. If it was your sister I'd just throw myself off the nearest bridge, no resentment. No I'm not planning on wearing a parachute.
P.S. Just cause the SIL's a hooker doesn't mean I won't whip out some goodies for them both.
P.P.S. Yes, I am capable of hooking for people that I might be "irritated" with.
P.P.P.S. Yes, I know it's not the babies fault and of course I wouldn't resent the little peanut, it's just a lifetime of sibling rivalry that just won't die.
P.P.P.P.P (omg) S. Congrats to Lossandra and good luck Aarion!
P.P. blah blah blah S. Seriously, I'm very happy for them both ::sigh::
